I don’t actually have many drunken stories.  Mostly I just freak out about being drunk and get people to take care of me.  

However, I’ve been the sober one at a party before, had to take care of people, walk guys to the bathroom and make sure they can stay standing long enough to handle themselves, etc.  One guy ended up falling asleep and peeing himself, and as the sober one, I had to do the clean-up.

…Yeah.  Never again.