Why is it that the highs in life never feel like they fully offset the lows? Every time I’m sad, it feels so much more earth-shaking than I can remember the highs being, but I never feel the same about the good times.
Anonymous asked: You can tune a piano, but you can't ... ?
Pee a tunano?
Lately I’ve been fantasizing about putting a gun in my mouth and pulling the trigger. This doesn’t seem good.
Half a glass of merlot.
I’m such a lightweight.
Anonymous asked: The world wide web is the best thing since you c(:
I’m not that old! ;~;
Anonymous asked: You are the best thing since sliced bread (:
Are you saying I’m better than the internet?!?