I wish I were good at something. Then maybe I wouldn’t hate myself so much. And then maybe I’d still have you.
Anonymous asked: You can tune a piano, but you can't ... ?
Pee a tunano?
Lately I’ve been fantasizing about putting a gun in my mouth and pulling the trigger. This doesn’t seem good.
Half a glass of merlot.
I’m such a lightweight.
Anonymous asked: The world wide web is the best thing since you c(:
I’m not that old! ;~;
Anonymous asked: You are the best thing since sliced bread (:
Are you saying I’m better than the internet?!?